ROAD TRIP
The pioneers moved delicate shit all the way across country in Conastoga wagons by packing it in flour or sawdust. Flour tends to be heavy so pack in sawdust, mark fragile, glass and this side up. Then go down and put it on a Greyhound bound for philly and be there when the bus pulls in. Shipping by bus is cheap. For a little more you can buy the shit a damn ticket, tie it to the seat and slip the driver a twenty, better yet a couple of them, and it will be cool.
I'm totally serious, greyhound rocks for everthing except people.
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Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-02-2007 at 09:52 PM.
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