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When I was a kid and we used to get JWitnesses a lot, my Mom stopped it by answering the door holding a book on Satanism while wearing a pentagram necklace
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Haha. Some years ago (before my Bro taught me the fun to be had just inviting them in for a drink and challenging as many of their precepts as you can before they give up and leave) I had a very large dog called Sarah. Now, Sarah was big and had a big slavery mouth complete with big slavery bark.....but was in fact very sweet. When I opened the door to the jovos she'd hurtle out fangs dripping and I'd grab her collar and heave her back (making it look much harder to do than it in fact was) and call her Satan instead of Sarah.