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Originally Posted by be-bop
There were a crowd of teenagers outside the local shop where I used to live and I must admit I'm overweight( but I'm kind to animals and sometime give to charity )so I'm not that bad a person,anyway passing these teenagers one of the young ladies remarked "Look at that fat c**t.
I thought this is not on and turned to her and told her in a voice that all her friends heard "I my well be a fat c**t but i can go on a diet and lose weight,but you'll always be an ugly cow.
The howls and cat calls she then got from her friends and her red face was a joy to see  |
Good one. I've used "Perhaps, but I went to the college of my choice," in similar circumstances.