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Beestie · 03-23-2007, 11:22 PM

Manager? You think you are management material?

Fine. Then take the manager's quiz.

1. Two outs. Score tied. Man on 2nd. 9th inning. You are the home team. The best reliever in baseball history (a southpaw) just took the mound. The umpire is staring - no, glaring at you. The crowd is in a hushed silence to see who you send to the plate against the pitcher from hell. You turn to the bench, and are greeted by the blank, empty stares of the entire Cellar who all *gulp* at about the same time while Bob Costas tells America: "Boy, I wouldn't want to be in LJ's shoes right now for all the money in Dick Cheney's Swiss bank account. Who's he gonna send out there?"

Then, the angels sing, trumpets blare a light from the heavens shines on one player. "OF COURSE! Its so OBVIOUS!" You harken to the lone Cellarite upon whom God's favour rests and harkun unto him to grab a bat and march out there and send that pitcher back to HELL."

Whom do you chose oh Tommy Lasorda protoge? And why?

03-23-2007, 11:22 PM	#14
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Manager? You think you are management material? Fine. Then take the manager's quiz. 1. Two outs. Score tied. Man on 2nd. 9th inning. You are the home team. The best reliever in baseball history (a southpaw) just took the mound. The umpire is staring - no, glaring at you. The crowd is in a hushed silence to see who you send to the plate against the pitcher from hell. You turn to the bench, and are greeted by the blank, empty stares of the entire Cellar who all gulp at about the same time while Bob Costas tells America: "Boy, I wouldn't want to be in LJ's shoes right now for all the money in Dick Cheney's Swiss bank account. Who's he gonna send out there?" Then, the angels sing, trumpets blare a light from the heavens shines on one player. "OF COURSE! Its so OBVIOUS!" You harken to the lone Cellarite upon whom God's favour rests and harkun unto him to grab a bat and march out there and send that pitcher back to *HELL*." Whom do you chose oh Tommy Lasorda protoge? And why? __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦