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wolf · 03-20-2007, 01:39 AM

Tonight a cop came to the office in response to a 911 call. One of our staff members had a seizure, and whenever you call an ambulance, you get a cop too.

The officer had to go back to the unit to see the subject and get some demographic information.

Unless there is an insurrection in progress, we don't allow firearms anywhere near the nuts, so I let him know that he'd need to lock up his weapon. We have property lockers for visitors in the foyer.

"You mind if I leave this here?"

"Nope."

He set his pistol on my desk and came back for it about a half hour later, spoiling my hopes that he would walk off without it, and well, finders-keepers, you know?

03-20-2007, 01:39 AM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Trust Tonight a cop came to the office in response to a 911 call. One of our staff members had a seizure, and whenever you call an ambulance, you get a cop too. The officer had to go back to the unit to see the subject and get some demographic information. Unless there is an insurrection in progress, we don't allow firearms anywhere near the nuts, so I let him know that he'd need to lock up his weapon. We have property lockers for visitors in the foyer. "You mind if I leave this here?" "Nope." He set his pistol on my desk and came back for it about a half hour later, spoiling my hopes that he would walk off without it, and well, finders-keepers, you know? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis Last edited by wolf; 03-20-2007 at 01:42 AM. Reason: too many esses and too few arrs.