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Old 03-08-2007, 11:38 AM   #7
Shawnee123
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Lisa was arrested for injuring David. She had thrown a saw blade at him which had stuck in his back. (She's not me, but I like her already!)

Lisa was arrested for truancy. Lisa was spinning out of control. (Ain't that the troot)

Lisa was arrested for a parole violation by going in to
see her probation officer ,drunk off her ass at 10 in the morning. (I like her, too)
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