I have a 4 year comp sci degree from an excellent northeastern liberal arts college, and one third of an MBA from a major university. I've done mainframe-level systems programming, software engineering on real-time devices, high-level technical support of Unix. I understand every major Internet protocol and many major languages. I can run any Unix or Linux system expertly. I understand almost enough about networking to be a network administrator. I've written entire e-commerce systems for major organizations. In software development I am highly productive. I know Photoshop AND Visio.
I understand the Internet and its culture. I'm practically a net researcher. I can explain what web 2.0 is and why it's important and not a bubble. My website was founded before the web was invented. I've followed all the big trends in usability and design.
In offices I'm always professional and cheerful. A team player who eschews organizational politics. I'm a born communicator; I love to write, especially for the web. Speaking in front of people makes me happy. I've built and managed a team of people successfully. I've worked at both big and small consulting, and at small, medium-sized and large businesses.
I would work for cashews, or peanuts plus equity.
However, there is no call for me. I am unemployable, either full time or as a contractor. I am soon to be weighing my options in convenience store management.
I am a "generalist".
