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Originally Posted by Elspode
You forgot my favorite punishment for sex crimes...having his testicles dangled inside an open car doorframe, and allowing the victim to kick the door shut.
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I like that one! Don't mind if I plagiarize your idea do you?
This reminded me of an article I had read years ago in The American Rifleman magazine. It was in the section "The Armed Citizen." Anyway, this guy was trying to break into this old gals home. Well, he was making so much racket that he woke the gal up. Apparently she had a shotgun in her room. So she grabbed the shotgun and stepped into the hallway. The crook finally made his way into the home and the old lasy had called out that she had weapon. The crook then threatened her and the old gal fired off a shot. Well, the crook took off. She called the police, the police arrived, the police found blood. They followed the blood and found the crook unconcious in the bushes next door to the old lady.
Any of you gals own a shotgun?