(Elspode looks at the ground, scuffs his toe and sniffles)
I only have an old Marlin .22 rifle from KMart now. I used to have a really bitchin' vintage Savage 410 bolt action shotgun, but I traded it off a long, long time ago...I won't say what for, 'cause its embarassing. Also swapped my .22 auto pistol a long time back.
I've always had so many friends with guns that I never really bothered to own many, and as I've gotten older, I 've chosen to buy tons of expensive musical instruments instead. I miss shooting, though...used to do it a lot.
Do I have to get my teeth fixed and sell Ol' Bessie now?
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