[Elspode]

Is it just my perceptions, or does Cairo have the most overdeveloped sense of intellectual snobbery on the entire Internet? Or is it just the most overdeveloped and freely given sense of intellectual snobbery here in The Cellar? Reminds me of half of the MENSA people I've ever met.

Anyway, now that I've seen that I'm not going to be worthy enough to talk to Cairo, I know what I must do to improve both myself and my life...<the sound of scratching of the head and a lot of mouse clicks is heard>...Hmmm. Now, how exactly do I put someone in the 'ignore' file, anyway? I'm not smart enough to figure that out. Must be that shallow gene pool I crawled out of...whoops, 'scuse me. I mean 'that shallow gene pool out of which I crawled.'

And I thought trolls only lived under bridges. Sheesh.