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Originally posted by Cairo
It's no wonder you all have forgotten...you have the attention span and focus of a GNAT!
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What, exactly, is it that you believe "we all" have forgotten?
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Gee, thanks for the first lesson, but I don't want to be a "Cellarite".
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The correct term is Dwellar. And if you don't want to be one... if you don't want to become a part of the community... then why on earth are you here, you stupid bitch? Or is this the equally stupid husband I'm addressing? I can't keep you two straight. Henceforth, I will refer to you in the plural.
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Keeping your mind so open that your brains fall out, is not sound advice...but I see some of you took it.
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Certainly no danger of that in your case, is there?
BTW... as one of the most vocal members of the faction of Right-Wing Militant Extremists here on the Cellar, I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that darling Cairo are not, in fact, representative examples of a
true conservative... any more than Radar is representative of a Libertarian, or tw is representative of a liberal. (Okay... tw really
is an accurate representative of liberals, but you get my point.)
Poor Cairo are simply a moron with an identity problem. This month they identify herself as a conservative. Next month they'll be a Whig. Month after that they'll be an Eagle scout... or a Mormon... or parties to a class action lawsuit against Procter & Gamble claiming that Tampons cause mental retardation... whatever.
Some day, Cairo will find the group that's right for them. For now, we can only pity them and wish them Godspeed in their search.