evening will be spent in class...may invest in gallon of fattening ice cream, salty chips, and gooey chocolate, all to be eaten while staring at computer screen watching fellow classmates ask stupid questions.
Afterwards, may watch tasteful, airbrushed, candlelit porn
to remind self what sex is, if can find key to safe where porn is hidden from inquisitive (read: nosy) children.
If lucky, husband will call or email from Bahrain- not lucky very often. He *did* send the kids personalized chocolate bars and ordered them a Wii, so at least *someone* in this house is feelin' the love!
