|
Love is driving 900 miles wearing diapers so you don't have to stop to pee, in order to confront your backdoor man's other girlfriend at the airport with pepper spray, rubber tubing, a bb pistol, steel mallet, a wig, trashbags, and other acoutrements of kidnapping and disposal.
__________________
"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
|