(slang dials the phone...beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep-beep
....starts ringing)
stu: Hello?
slang: Hi....Stu? Stu-Pidass?
stu: NO! This is Algore there's no Stu-Pidass here, how'd you get this number?
slang: It's in the phone book

You get a lot of these calls, dont you?