[BrianR]

And one last one...a groaner of course!

> >> Join me in remembering a great icon of the
> entertainment
> >> community... .
> >>
> >> The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast
> infection and
> >> trauma complications from repeated pokes in the
> belly. He was 71....
> >>
> >> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
> Dozens of
> >> celebrities turned out to pay their respects,
> including Mrs.
> >> Butterworth, HungryJack, the California Raisins,
> Betty Crocker,
> >> the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
> >>
> >> The grave site was piled high with flours.
> >>
> >> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
> described Doughboy
> >> as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
> Doughboy rose
> >> quickly in show business, but his later life was
> filled with
> >> turnovers. He was not considered a very smart
> cookie, wasting much
> >> of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being
> a little flaky
> >> at times he still was a crusty old
> >> man and was considered a positive roll model for
> millions.
> >>
> >> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two
> children, John
> >> Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one bun in
> the oven. He is
> >> also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
> >>
> >> The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
> minutes....
> >>



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