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loTEK911 · 01-31-2007, 06:35 AM

Thanks for th warm welcome... I'll see if I can't dredge up a few good stories from th bar. I'll may take some time to get to know the crowd here first. Most of my adventures are disturbing (random acts of violence or public sex by clientel), lewd (my complimentary nipple taping service), disgusting (cleaning pools of vomit of varying size and consistency), or emberacing (getting so trashed on my bday my staff kicked me out from behind the bar). Now it sounds like my job is the wild west! We're actuality one of the safest and most comfortable nightclubs in Seattle. We work hard to keep it that way. I've just been here for almost 5 years and, well, occationaly things happen! As for as the website? For starters I was a TECH or system admin, not a model. Tho I thought of myself as a stripper wrangler! I can tell you two things. 1) An 8" long, 1.5" diameter, pink, silicon, battery powered, vibrating cock is amazingly aerodynamic when thrown with enough force! And yes, it hurts like hell when it connects with your head! 2)When the warning label on a sex toy sez "not intended for internal use or penetration, believe it! Though, aperantly, callin a doctor is not necessary. Seems a few hour in th bathroom cures many an ailment. I'll let your brains wrap around those for a bit.

01-31-2007, 06:35 AM	#12
loTEK911 Abhorrent Aberrant Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 27	Thanks for th warm welcome... I'll see if I can't dredge up a few good stories from th bar. I'll may take some time to get to know the crowd here first. Most of my adventures are disturbing (random acts of violence or public sex by clientel), lewd (my complimentary nipple taping service), disgusting (cleaning pools of vomit of varying size and consistency), or emberacing (getting so trashed on my bday my staff kicked me out from behind the bar). Now it sounds like my job is the wild west! We're actuality one of the safest and most comfortable nightclubs in Seattle. We work hard to keep it that way. I've just been here for almost 5 years and, well, occationaly things happen! As for as the website? For starters I was a TECH or system admin, not a model. Tho I thought of myself as a stripper wrangler! I can tell you two things. 1) An 8" long, 1.5" diameter, pink, silicon, battery powered, vibrating cock is amazingly aerodynamic when thrown with enough force! And yes, it hurts like hell when it connects with your head! 2)When the warning label on a sex toy sez "not intended for internal use or penetration, believe it! Though, aperantly, callin a doctor is not necessary. Seems a few hour in th bathroom cures many an ailment. I'll let your brains wrap around those for a bit.