[Sundae]

For the record:

I was at some sort of comedy event/ conference. There was a screen (like a whiteboard in school, but also like an LED scoreboard) with motivational quotes and classic comedy routines on it. LJ and I were manually amending it - adding comments and changing words to make it funnier. I was miserably aware that LJ was actually making it funnier, whereas my comments were of the "Yeah right!" variety.

It was only as I retired in shame that I realised we were at an almost exclusively black event and that our actions might not be appreciated..

Wolf was sat in an audience, but had a rifle (?) across her lap. She was wearing a half-face wolf mask, but so was everyone else in the row (to disguise the fact the row was mainly white people). I found it really funny and said, "Wolf dressed as a wolf! You should wear that to Forks!" She looked at me as if the only reason I wasn't dead was because she couldn't be arsed to move her gun.

Bruce didn't actually appear in "his" dream the next night. My ex had sneakily planned a foursome and included Bruce (as well as a character called Darren from a teen soap opera called Hollyoakes). X sent Bruce a text - ostensibly from me - and we were waiting to see if he'd take the bait.