[Aliantha]

I've been sprung a few times in compromising positions. One time having oral sex on my Mum's couch. (she was supposed to be sleeping)

Another time I was asked to "get a room" by a hotel bouncer when he came to check out the dark corners of a club I used to go to.

One time my cousin and his new g/f stayed over and stayed downstairs overnight cause we'd all been drinking. I went down to do the washing the next morning, and caught his bare arse up in the air. Ever since them I've called him moon man.