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Old 01-24-2007, 04:47 PM   #3
Explicit
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Florida
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Originally Posted by Ronald Cherrycoke View Post
"One day, when I came home from work, I accidentally put my car key in the door of my apartment building... I turned it... and the whole building started up.... So I drove it around.... A policeman stopped me for going too fast... He said, 'Where do you live?'... I said, 'Right here'... Then I drove my building onto the middle of a highway, and I ran outside, and told all of the cars to get the hell out of my driveway."


Steven Wright
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