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Originally Posted by Shawnee123
I hate TW.
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I feel the love. Pray with me son.
Let us give thanks to FiOS - the Irish god of knowledge. For it is in his favor that we receive Fiber Optic Service. May that single glass fiber that enters thy heart of our homes bless us with bi-directional light. May the gift of TV, telephone and internet be the trinity of godliness.
Bring wrath upon the satans of municipal governments who would deny us this trinity. Bring wrath upon the town that must wait two more years for their FiOS. Bring wrath upon those who would instead use the evils of Comcast or Dish. For such evil may be their only alternative.
May us users be bless with the monthly bill starting at $40 for 5 Mbps. May we be blessed using a UPS so that phone always rings. May we be blessed with an installation that sometimes takes most of the day. For god's servant must even reconfigure our computer and program our TVs.
Glory be those throughout Montgomery county who now have FiOS for their neighborhoods for those will be visited by white trucks in mass. For some, they be first chosen ones. Blessed be those in California, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Indiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, Texas, Virginia, and Washington State who shalt share in the light.
Cursed be the lowly non-believers in Philadelphia who are punished for letting Earthlink install WiFi. For I have seen the light - and it works. Praise the last mile provider for he finally saw thy error of his ways. Praise him for providing all with the light within two years. For he hath promise that upon us all soon.
Amen.
(Hey kid. Pass me that JD bottle. Want some god blessed wine? Here. Try this.)