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Old 01-18-2007, 11:12 AM   #89
Undertoad
Radical Centrist
 
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
Posts: 31,423
alphageek31337 = Don't be stupid, and don't be a dick
alphageek31337 = In cyberspace, no one can hear you scream
alphageek31337 = Instant dissent, just add users
alphageek31337 = Nobody really reads this part, anyway
alphageek31337 = We put the *FUN* in functional addict

barefoot serpent = Yet another case of too many doms and not enough subs

Beestie = Busy reverse engineering Intelligent Design
Beestie = Either the asylum or the weekend pass - we're not sure which
Beestie = The rootkit in the Zeitgeist
Beestie = You'll come around to our way of not agreeing on anything

Brianna = I so desperately wished you liked me!

capnhowdy = Where Google googles

Crimson Ghost = My thread can beat up your thread
Crimson Ghost = You're here, wearing that? Ugh

dar512 = Way cooler than that last site you were looking at

Elspode = 11 gallons of discourse in a ten-gallon hat
Elspode = Abandon rationalizations, all ye who enter here
Elspode = More great threads than Liberace's wardrobe!
Elspode = Now with 15% more British citizens!
Elspode = Our foam does not peel off during launch
Elspode = Throw another newbie on the fire
Elspode = Tollbooth on the road to mental stability

Griff = We really are as funny as we think we are
Griff = You put your weed in there!

headsplice = Multiperson pantheistic solipsism at its finest
headsplice = Your mother says we're nice

Hobbs = Come for the grapes, stay for the cramps

juju = Affect means to influence, effect means result
juju = Welcome to the world of the overeducated and underemployed

Kagen404 = If sex was a three legged duck then...ahh I forget how that goes

LJ = We probably won't like you, but we'll never say it to your face
LJ = When the bitterness and disillusionment of life... oh nevermind. sigh

lookout123 = If we were meant to have a tag line, the gummint would issue one
lookout123 = Like reality tv, except we won't vote you off
lookout123 = Now watch as we wake up this troll
lookout123 = Single minded focus on the prob- HEY LOOK-A BIRD!
lookout123 = That burning sensation has nothing to do with us
lookout123 = We welcome all who... ah shut up, bitch!

mrnoodle = Funny, like a clown. We amuse you

Pie = You *will* meet someone who pisses you off

richlevy = The checkout line of the marketplace of ideas
richlevy = The next best reason for the First Amendment after porn

Shawnee123 = It's not the heat, it's the humility

slang = Every thread topic eventually changes to food

smoothmoniker = Don't blame us, we voted for Cardinal Francis Arinze

staceyv = A good place for working dysfunctionals to use a clean public restroom

Sundae Girl = Putting the b into subtle

sycamore = Free abuse! Just ask!

That Guy = Not to be used for masturbatory purposes

Torrere = Just gawk at the pretty pictures
Torrere = Lifeguard off-duty, post at your own risk

Uryoces = For happy joy life-pleasure

UT = Clue Socialism: if you don't have any, we will give you some of ours
UT = Every post you write is a gift to your own future
UT = Free with registration: a bunch of people to talk to
UT = It's not perfect, but nothing interesting is perfect
UT = These aren't the threads you're looking for
UT = Trolls, morons and spammers will be shot on sight
UT = We have tried every other forum on the Internet, and they all suck
UT = You don't know the history of psychology. We do

warch = Where to go when the winds pick up

Whit = Where thought provoking discussion is talked about

xoxoxoBruce = Express yourself... it's later than you think
xoxoxoBruce = It is what it is and more than it is
xoxoxoBruce = Welcome, but don't step on the ducks

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