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You're at the beach sunbathing under an umbrella when you spot me. I'm making some pale nerd eat sand for offending my precarious sense of manhood. You're disgusted beyond belief... however you cannot help but notice my bulging muscles, meaty head and bulging banana hammock. You're still disgusted but incredibly interested. Then the nerd starts to vomit up a bit of sand. This causes your stomach to turn but you absolutely have to see more...
I should write to Penthouse letters shouldn't I? Gimme a week (when I'm back in my natural habitat) and I'll see about getting a pic.
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