Xanax, phenergan IM and a leeeeettle chip of a quaalude should do it.
Plus a Big Mac. I swear by them. They soak all that toxic shite up. The bonus is if you puke, you got to eat the Big Mac without worrying about the fat and sodium! It's a win/win!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.
"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie
Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum
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