[cowhead]

a bevy of blonde jokes...


A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in
the morning. The
wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a
moment and said,
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know
if the coast is
clear."




Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a
compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks
in the mirror and
says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
So the first blonde hands her the compact.
The second one look! s in the mirror and says, "You dummy,
it's me!"

A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she
goes out and buys
a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
opens the door
she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde
is really angry.
She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does
so, she is overcome
with grief. She takes the gun an puts it to her head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"


A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."


What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she
was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"


Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat
in her US
government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew
what Roe vs. Wade
was about.
Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was
the decision George
Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her
house ransacked
and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and
a K-9 unit,
patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9
officer approached
the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
the porch,
shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat
down on
the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to
find all my
possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what
do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!"