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Originally Posted by Hoof Hearted
Well that comment was responsible for me having to get paper towels and windex for the monitor.
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Sheldon has that effect on me quite often! ( I just reread this...I mean he makes me laugh like that quite often)
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the best way of 'sexing' a goose is to walk up to them with your arms spread up and out wide. the males will peck you in the nuts, the females will bitchslap you with their wings.
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That one produced an untimely guffaw.