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Originally Posted by Brianna
My current car is called: "Please, PLEASE! for the love of God, please keep running!"
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Vermont farmer is showing a Texas farmer around his place and the TExan asks "How big is your farm?" The Vermonter replies "Well, it runs along that stone wall, up to the top of the ridge there, over to the creek and back down to road."
The Texan says "Why, it takes me all day to drive from one end of my farm to the other."
The Vermotner says "Yep, I had a truck like that once too, but I sold it."