I'm an hour early (for my neck of the woods), but I think I will be out cold before it arrives, so thought I would rather go early than not at all.
I've had a lovely festive season so far, our work doo was on Friday and we all ended up at my friends brothel afterwards. My dare (to receive my Christmas *bonus*) was to give oral sex to a banana and 2 kiwi fruit, followed by a song ON the bar.
Everybody has to do a dare to receive their Christmas bonus, its highy entertaining as there are no spouses allowed.
Other dares were, oral sex given to a chocolate eclair, my boss had to wear an adult fetish diaper, our workshop adviser had to dress in drag and do a number, a porn scene re-enactment (it was a golf ball scene from a very popular email)...you get the drift.
Really its been on party after another and I am (kinda) looking forward to getting some blood back in my alcohol veins.
Anyways, I just wanted to wish you all a Very Merry Christmas and Best Wishes for the upcoming New Year
Thanks heaps for the support and advice over the past year, for the laughs and the headaches. I've enjoyed it all.
Oh and side note, I havent managed to push him away yet, we are going away on a 4 day holiday after Christmas
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