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Old 12-22-2006, 09:01 AM   #89
Elspode
When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaliforniaMama
This security guard approaches me in a parking garage. He motions to this SUV parked across two spaces and demands to know what to do about it. Like I know?

He tells me he's got a weapon and 11 bullets.

So shoot out the tires I say.

He says the problem is, at the end of his shift he has to return all 11 bullets back to the powers that be.

What good does it do to have it if you cain't use it??
You have the authority to tell people to screw with badly parked cars? What the hell do you do for a living?
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