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CaliforniaMama · 12-22-2006, 01:37 AM

This security guard approaches me in a parking garage. He motions to this SUV parked across two spaces and demands to know what to do about it. Like I know?

He tells me he's got a weapon and 11 bullets.

So shoot out the tires I say.

He says the problem is, at the end of his shift he has to return all 11 bullets back to the powers that be.

What good does it do to have it if you cain't use it??

12-22-2006, 01:37 AM	#87
CaliforniaMama I wonder . . . Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be. Posts: 1,278	This security guard approaches me in a parking garage. He motions to this SUV parked across two spaces and demands to know what to do about it. Like I know? He tells me he's got a weapon and 11 bullets. So shoot out the tires I say. He says the problem is, at the end of his shift he has to return all 11 bullets back to the powers that be. What good does it do to have it if you cain't use it?? __________________ Take time for silence. You never know what you might hear.