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We had a creative post in the Andy Griffith thread, and somehow, I felt compelled to make up a Popeye episode in the LJ Goes Cockless thread.

So...bring it on. Using popular TV shows, characters and settings, outline the highlights of episodes that never were...but should have been.

Three's Company - Jack comes home and catches the girls playing spin the vibrator on the kitchen table. Just as he's about to join in, Mr. Roper enters, and shoves Jack aside from the action, saying, "Watch this, Nancy-boy. I'm gonna make you wish you weren't gay!"

Jack becomes enraged and stabs Mr Roper in the back with a steak knife. At the conclusion of the episode, we see Mrs Roper walk away from the graveside with one hand on Crissy's ass.