Tonight I declined an admission of a woman who is pregnant.
Not just because she's pregnant ... we've had plenty of pregnant women in the nuthouse. I declined her because she is due in three days.
There is no fucking way that I'm going to allow the mentally ill antichrist to be born in MY hospital on Christmas.
We had a near miss with that a few years back ... that crazy lady's name was Mary, so I was really worried, especially when I thought her water broke in my secure exam room.
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