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I had a couple of glasses of free red wine last night
Spilled one down my top....
That's fine - clean top and clean bra for today
Ow, ow, ow - bra is hurting.....
Why?
Straps must be tangled or something
Tug, twist, tug
*SNAP*
Bra broken
Review of bras
- one with red wine stain smelling like a brewery
- one red Bra (to wear under white top? Hello!)
- one snapped one headed for bin
- oooh look, one nice lacy white one, wonder why I haven't worn that recently?
Have just had to remove the instrument of torture.
It was giving me double breasts all day (yes, cup size too small) and all I could do was keep tugging at it.
The wire has now eaten into me so much I had to employ mining equipment to remove it.
Lets hope my cape keeps me covered on the way home so unsuspecting strangers don't die from the curse of the untamed norks....
I remember when going home with your underwear in your pocket was the sign of a good night
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