Soy is the work of the Devil. I can see that - in China they had to pay their huge gay population to start reproducing because their population was so dangerously low....
Oops - they thought about that:
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P.S.: Soy sauce is fine. Unlike soy milk, it's perfectly safe because it's fermented, which changes its molecular structure.
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I find this part especially interesting:
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If he is a she, brace yourself for watching her reach menarche as young as seven, robbing her of years of childhood. If he is a boy, it's far worse: He may not reach puberty till much later than normal.
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Eh? It's far worse for a boy to reach puberty later than it is for a girl to start menstruating at 7? Not in my book, chummy. After all, if he's going to be a gay anyway he's got to wait around for sex to be legal.
Anyway, as we now know teh gay has a biological cause, is it still a sin?