Stole this one from "The Dukes of Hazzard" movie. Yes, I watched it. I *do* feel dirty, but it was mindless fun, and Jessica Simpson hardly sang at all.
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What happens when a politician takes Viagra?
He gets taller.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog
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