Oh, I just thought of my favorite LOTR jokes. (What can I say...I like bad jokes.)
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What does Pippin do when he gets drunk?
He starts feeling Merry.
What do you call an Ent that spills his drink?
Teabeard.
What did the man say when he bumped into the wizard?
"Sorry man, I didn't see you there."
(Saruman)
Merry and Pippin are walking home one night, drunk. Suddenly, Merry falls down a hill and breaks a leg. He lies on the ground in pain, and says, "I broke my leg! Quick, Pippin, call me a doctor!"
So Pippin says, "Alright, if you say so. Merry's a doctor! Merry's a doctor!"
