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If a Paki train is travelling at 60 miles per hour due west at 2 pm, with 250 people clinging to the outter chassis, and there is a camel walking due east at 6 miles per hour Paralell to the train track at 2:15, how many of the chassis riders wear American T-shirts and drink Coke?
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255, the other five had to go piss off the side of the train from drinking too much Coke.
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At what point does the track contract under the shadow of the camel to allow a McGoat meal to be digested by the lefthanded riders?
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2:45:33 CST
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