Well, speaking of games, why is the toilet seat supposed to be down? Is that a law of nature or something?
And here is a conversation I had about 35 years ago, before I was married:
She: "What would you do if I said I never want to see you again?"
Me: "[looking at watch] Well, it is about 10:30, so in about an hour and a half I will go to lunch."
Never saw her again, thank goodness.
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