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Urbane Guerrilla · 11-30-2006, 01:15 PM

If you smoke in bed (Ookay, take a look if you need to check whether you smoke after sex... confirmed yes or no? Onward.), better do it in a waterbed -- limits the spread of the flames.

And a powerful back massager thrust under a waterbed mattress should be rather like... Magic Fingers (tm), and no need for a quarter.

11-30-2006, 01:15 PM	#35
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	If you smoke in bed (Ookay, take a look if you need to check whether you smoke after sex... confirmed yes or no? Onward.), better do it in a waterbed -- limits the spread of the flames. And a powerful back massager thrust under a waterbed mattress should be rather like... Magic Fingers (tm), and no need for a quarter. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.