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The Australian Sailor's Hornpipe
(to the tune of the Sailor's Hornpipe)
Tiddlywinks, old bean
Have you ever seen a queen?
Have you ever seen a salmon up a dead sardine?
I've seen a tinker up a tailor,
And a soldier up a sailor
but I've never seen a salmon up a dead sardine.
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