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Originally posted by Tobiasly
Juju, take another look at the photo of that despicable, retarded form of life at the top of this thread. Stupid thing has twice as many legs as I do, and can't walk across a stupid patch of ice without fucking it up.
We're doing them a favor by removing as many of them from the planet as possible. So quit yer bitchin', spray some urine on yourself, and go kill Bambi dammit.
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I'll assume this is entirely sarcastic, because I refuse to believe that anyone is intentionally this stupid, even though I encounter it daily at work...
Here, ya go, put some high heels on then go walk on the ice. You might want to keep in mind that the feet of a deer aren't soft and malleable like the human foot. Additionally, they don't apply anything to their feet like we do to aid in walking.
Your statement is like "Well officer, my car has four tires, why does it slip on the ice?" And I bet that humans
never fall on the ice. Jesus christ...
Quzah.