Originally Posted by sproglet

My friend...If you have money and you want to get pissed, almost any pub in England, Scotland or Wales (not forgetting Ireland) will welcome you with open arms. In fact I'll go so far to say they'll probably knock the door frame out or erect a heated tent in the front garden if you'll share a pint and a story or two with them.

In fact, bollocks, you can come round my house and we'll get pissed in my back garden together whilst thumbing our noses at the stair building bastards of the world.