This one actually happened at work yesterday....
As I've mentioned, I work in quite a dysfunctional work environment and my boss is the porn king!!!
Yesterday, whilst one of our sales guys and I are sitting in my boss' office, a customer call was put through to his office and as he had his head set on, he just hit the switch and received the call.
He had been talking for a couple of minutes when he turned his chair around and his elbow must of bumped the keyboard......starting a porn video on his screen.
I glanced over at the first *oooohhhhHHHhhhh* and saw this lady (I use the term loosely :p) in a compromising position taking it up the bottbott!!.
She was particularly vocal and the volume was up really loud and by the time she got to a series of "OHhhhHHH YessssSSSSsss" my boss lets out with this "Oh, can you hear them in the next office? I'm terribly sorry, I cant believe they are at it again.....(cups hand over mouth piece and hollers)..WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU TWO ABOUT THIS KIND OF BEHAVIOR!!!"
I near wet myself
Eh, its one of those things, it was really funny at the time
