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DucksNuts · 11-16-2006, 03:53 AM

A few years back my girlfriend and I were traveling to Malaysia. We always had a practical joke thing going on.

We had already checked our luggage and were in the very long line to go through the security checkpoint....chatting away about the great adventures we would have in Malaysia.

[she's a very ditzy blonde but shes also a ditzy brunette occasionally)

Anyways, Manda puts her gear on the conveyor ...walks through *beep*, the guy.... "please remove your shoes miss"...she walks through...no further issues.

Security guy at the screen signals to the other dude, he walks over, looks at the screen, then walks back to us ..."we are going to need to look in your bags".

No less than 4!! security guards have followed us over to this little table and they start methodically pulling things out of our hand luggage. Theres a couple of other guys there booting their laptops, emptying bags etc.

One of the security guards gets rummaging around in Manda's gear when out he pulls this HUGE glow in the dark vibrator. Manda goes pale, I start snorting, the security guards are all very straight faced...albeit struggling to stay that way, the two laptop guys are chuckling, one asked jokingly (I think) for our phone numbers.

Not finished with mortifying poor Manda, they security guard asks her to turn the dildo on (all 3 speeds) and off, unscrew the base and remove the batteries to make sure there is nothing sinister shoved up there.

It was reassembled and we were sent on our way, cheeky guard commenting that he hoped she wouldnt need to use that item whilst on vacation.

It was only then that it dawned on my very good friend that >I< had planted the vibrator in her hand luggage.

She's still thinking of revenge sweet enough to satisfy her.

11-16-2006, 03:53 AM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Time for some TTF stories A few years back my girlfriend and I were traveling to Malaysia. We always had a practical joke thing going on. We had already checked our luggage and were in the very long line to go through the security checkpoint....chatting away about the great adventures we would have in Malaysia. [she's a very ditzy blonde but shes also a ditzy brunette occasionally) Anyways, Manda puts her gear on the conveyor ...walks through beep, the guy.... "please remove your shoes miss"...she walks through...no further issues. Security guy at the screen signals to the other dude, he walks over, looks at the screen, then walks back to us ..."we are going to need to look in your bags". No less than 4!! security guards have followed us over to this little table and they start methodically pulling things out of our hand luggage. Theres a couple of other guys there booting their laptops, emptying bags etc. One of the security guards gets rummaging around in Manda's gear when out he pulls this HUGE glow in the dark vibrator. Manda goes pale, I start snorting, the security guards are all very straight faced...albeit struggling to stay that way, the two laptop guys are chuckling, one asked jokingly (I think) for our phone numbers. Not finished with mortifying poor Manda, they security guard asks her to turn the dildo on (all 3 speeds) and off, unscrew the base and remove the batteries to make sure there is nothing sinister shoved up there. It was reassembled and we were sent on our way, cheeky guard commenting that he hoped she wouldnt need to use that item whilst on vacation. It was only then that it dawned on my very good friend that >I< had planted the vibrator in her hand luggage. She's still thinking of revenge sweet enough to satisfy her. Last edited by DucksNuts; 11-16-2006 at 04:03 AM.