Oh Oh...
sticks out like dogs balls - thats really obvious
useless as a nun's nasty - not very helpful
useless as tits on a bull - not very helpful either
full as a fat ladies sock - gee, I think I've eaten too much
paper bag material - a person of not great appeal, who's only chance of getting laid would be whilst adorning a paper bag on their head
2 paper bag material - a really unappealing person, warranting the addition of a secondary paper bag, in case the first one would malfunction.
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