[lumberjim]

i go through phases with sayings. i dont know if their origins are strictly american, but I'm a 'merican, and i heard them in America:

All the farts came out of the blanket: gotten to the truth of the matter

dumber than a bag of hair: self explanatory

tear that up! : i'd like to copulate vigorously with that person

i wouldn't fuck her with your dick: i'd prefer not to copulate with her because i fear contracting venerial disease