Sorry about that, considered yourself included. Your friend, Anonymous, was suffering from jet lag after a flight to Borneo and wrote the above post in a drunken stupor with a bey of Borneo babes distracting me. I'm not sure where I am now but it does still seem to be tropical, and the staff at the institution seem quite friendly.
To make up for my most inexcusable oversight, I shall make the following pair:
More than Pretty and Jay McGee will one day knit the largest pure wool cardigan sweator the world has ever seen - a total of about 5,000 feet by 4,000 feet, and that's not including the arms. They will drop this sweator over afganistan where it will not only provide years of warmth for the grateful locals, but also do in Bin Laden who will happen to get hit in the eye by a quite large leatherette button.
You and Mr. McGee with both be awarded pure bred Welsh Cardigan puppies by a grateful Nobel Committee.