I cashiered last night and we were at a low point in business. One man came up bought coffee and wanted a double chocolate cookie.
Customer:"As if I'm not getting fat enough on all the chocolate I've been eating"
Me, "Chocolate's an aphrodesiac, so it can't be all bad"
Customer,"Well in that case I'll take the whole stack in case I get lucky other than with my hand."
Me: start to laugh, register what he just said, choke laugh, finish his transaction. "Thank you have a good night"
Customer: "Oh I will if what you say is true"
OMG WOW. I was so shocked that he would drop a comment like that to someone he's never seen before. He was atleast 10yrs older then me.
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