Dangit, there are so many that I have loved from here, and I can't remember where they are. Tonchi's "Please, not on the cat..." from one of the flirting threads was the last one to make me literally laugh out loud. I will be searching for one for the rest of the night now.
I have no life.
Edit: I have found my first
contender so far...
What was that thing Sundae Girl said about skaggy meat or something? That was hilarious, too.