"King Bong"
It seemed obvious to me ...
Although ...
I got a couple of problems with an appliance of such extreme size ...
Changing the water looks to be a SERIOUS bitch. C'mon ... it's bad enough if you have a bong water spill out of a NORMAL size bong, much less this bad boy ...
Also, the draw on the beast must be pretty hard ... how do you know if you're high, or if you're just lightheaded from sucking on the thing??
Sorry if I spoiled anybody's fun ...
I'd rather just have a REALLY big beer.
Or perhaps a massive SoCo and Coke?