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Old 11-01-2006, 01:20 PM   #1
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Originally Posted by rkzenrage
A card you get when you check into your room... comes with a complimentary sample.
I have it on good authority that thou shalt not utilize KY Warming Gel for anything other than straight vanilla sex.

Seems that if it comes into contact with an orifice that does is not entirely lined with a nice mucous membrane it causes intolerable pain and burning sensations. Worse than the post jalapenos and atomic hotwings crap pain.
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